I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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