You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
