it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm at about main and main street
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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