Im at strip club and am horny
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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