The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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