I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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