you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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