Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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