We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
