if i died would you start the facebook group?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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