Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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