there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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