Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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