Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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