I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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