hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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