in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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