haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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