I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
