Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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