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Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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