NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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