I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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