I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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