love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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