im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well you can't waste a boner
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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