Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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