Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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