you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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