i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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