I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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