Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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