I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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