ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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