Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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