seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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