All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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