I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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