Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
