Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
