Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I see more hoeing in ur future
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