When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
they need to just BURY HIM!
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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