I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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