This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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