Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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