Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD