I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary