Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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