How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.