Sry I called you an 8
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
