Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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