So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
