Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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