STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Randomize
