Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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