I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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