Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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