i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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