doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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